Little Miss Obsessive.

[Ashley Trainer]

Episode I
"does that mean your a lesbo?"

BAM! The game started already and it was all done in a huge blast, initially it was girls VS boys which was a little expected due to the fact there's a pirate from each gendre in the logo but then we were forced to vote out someone. Personally I wanted to vote out Sue but Amanda hadn't showed so we had to vote her out, and then BAM! she became capitain of the Sparrow tribe and she took Candice [as expected] and Kim to be part of her tribe, luckily for me I hadn't met anyone yet so it wasn't a big loss for me.

I got to meet all the girls, hey are all amazing! My favorite is Jenna, we are good friends so I see us going far together. I also have an alliance with Cirie already, but I don't trust her at all, she seems very very sneaky. I, however, would much rather be with her than against her, I bet she already has alliances scattered all over the place so I'm a little worried about it. Sue seems to definitively be an outcast already, she is pretty annoying and not the fun type, she is like the type you want to smack right across the face, not only that but she complained about things being live AND she didn't seem to understand anything, as well as the fact she was just flat out rude and didn't want to bond with us... it should be an easy boot.

I have also bonded a lot with Monica and a little with Debbie, I like her both and I'm sure they like me too, which means I should be settled for the first few Tribal Coucils, at least hopefuly.

My strategy is to be a social butterfly, to be that person everyone trusts and wants to be with so they won't vote me out. Create genuine bonds with everyone and then vote out the people who no longer work for my strategy. I'll play the nice card for as long as I can, but if I'm backed into a corner my claws would come out and it won't be pretty, at all! I can be quite a bitch if I want to. I might also down-play my intelligence a little so people don't see me as a strategic threat but I'll always be there, in the background plotting and scheming and making everyone do my bidding!

[Ashley Trainer]

Episode II
"Let me connect with the Gods"

Well, Swan won immunity yet again which is great news but that worries me because in the past of this series the tribes that have dominated pre-merge seem to be cursed to rot in hell once they reach the merge. I mean it's not like I want to lose because of it but it does worry me and it's a thought in the back of my mind, every series has it's little curses here and there and this seems to be the one curse that dominates, along with the guy winner but seeing how Bossa is sucking I would say this season would have a girl winner, luckily enough that girl would be me but I don't want to get ahead of myself and say I'll win... yet.

Anyways, dynamics on my tribe are great, I get along with everyone even though half of them are never around on AIM which is annoying as hell, but what are you gonna do when half of them are aliases? Whatever, I'm gonna beat the either way, wait was that me getting cocky? Fuck, no nevermind. I didn't say that, I can't start getting cocky... yet. Whenever I get cocky I get voted out right after so noooo, I was not being cocky just trying to encourage myself

Anyways, I have an alliance with Debbie and one with Cirie and one with Jenna. All separate, my alliance with Cirie is a total fake though, I don't trust her at all. Tonight she showed she is the type of person who is power hungry and would do anything to win and wants to be the leader. Which is just perfect for me, because I don't want to fall into the leader position just yet, I mean I tend to be seen as the leader for being vocal and bitchy but since this time I'm playing the nice girl next door strategy then I might be able to avoid the target for a bit. My strategy right now is to be nice to everyone, be everyone's number one person to trust and then when merge comes take out my claws, right now I want them to think I'm nice and naive, the type of person you can take to the end because they would be seen as a coattail rider, but little do they know, I'm not one to ride all the way. I will ride them until I get tired and once they have done all they can, I'll ditch him like the whore I am and go to the next person.

This only applies pre-merge though, once merge hits that's when I intend to make a name for myself besides the super nice social girl whoe everyone loves, I'll be more outspoken. Gotta love the closet bitch startegy, it always works, so hopefuly it pays up once again.

If our tribe loses at some point the concensus would be for Sue to go since she is annoying, weird and quite anti-social but with Jenna being the rice to my beans I could attempt to pull a coup de etat towards Madame Cirie but I don't know if I should risk it. Wait, why am I thinking of this? We won, no need to think abut voting people out. Yet.

[Ashley Trainer]

Episode II
"I just hate breaking the heart of someone I love"

Ugh, so the page crashed and I lost this amazing two page confessional which was abolsutely awsome explaining a lot of things, I'm going to try and re-write it but I'm sort of in a bad mood so it might not be as awsome as it's predecesor.

Anyways we won yet another challenge which means not much has been going on, since we won no one comes online which basically means I have to bond with Jenna who is already my BFF and Sue who is so fucking awkward [yes the original confessional did not have as many curse words]. Anyways once again the challenge was won by the exact same people that always, me, Debbie and Jenna. And once again Cirie and Sue found an excuse not to participate and leave early. I swear to God those two are the first two gone if we ever lose a challenge, I know I have an alliance with Cirie but she only shows up for challenges to give a little pep talk which she probably has reharsed as it's always the same, then she finds an excuse and leaves. Sue is always busy or doesn't know there was a challenge, yet she stays online doing other stuff, she is such a waste of space, seriously.

However, I'm guessing next week we are having a tribe swap, which is amazing because then I would have people to talk to and not just randomly speak to them whenever they decide to check their alias accounts. It's annoying as fuck, but yeah I am hopin for a tribe wap so I can go from UTRP to an actual player with her name somewhere on the board game, this whole playing nice is getting old quickly, I feel that by being nice I can't show my amazing personality since they might think I'm faking being nice and I'm really kind of catty{{which I sort of am] but it won't workwith my startegy so far...

Anyways, me and Monica had a heart to heart the other night [that's where the episode title comes from] and we became rally close, she is a really great girl whenever she is around and she can actually hold a conversation, thank GAWD. Anyways we ended forming an alliance which means I'm basically aligned to everyone on the tribe besides Sue, . I have never played a game were I play every single side of the fence because it usually backfires and not only that but it's hard to keep everyone from talking about it, I tend to be loyal to my alliance and go with them and then get fucked in the end so no more. This time it's the Ashley Show and I'm going to play only for número uno, who is me. Everyone else can go DIAF, I really don't care. The best thing is that all my alliances were convinced by me of not saying anything because of the fact we are such a small tribe and iit would make us an automatic traget and bla bla bla. Add a bunch of bullshit there and then you will have my speech as to why the alliances should remain secret

Anyways that's all, my other conf had more things but I forgot oh well, it's not like I'm writing iit on time, Episode 4 starts tonight, so this is just a filler to keep you informed on what's going on for me. Tribe swap tonight, wish me luck!

[Ashley Trainer]

Episode IV
"I'm being a total slut!"

BAM! Tribe swap, totally saw it comming, of course, and while I didn't end in the tribe I originally wanted I am already scheming, plotting and strategizing which is truly amazing, I missed this part of the game!

So my new tribe is Candice & Amanda, who are super tight and need to be taken care of ASAP. Then my girl Jenna, Jeff and Tom who are super nice and Cirie who is still useless and a shady mother fucker. Monica was left on limbo, which makes me want to throw the challenge to get her on our side, sure Debbie might need her on the other tribe, but I do too. I have formed a tight alliance with Jeff and Jenna and I'm the connector between them, they don't fully trust each other but they both trust me which is good. Me and Jenna didn't trust stupid ass Cirie so we decided to form an alliance without her since I'm pretty sure she is tight with Candice and Amanda, I wouldn't be surprised if she had been chatting with Candice even when they were on separate tribes. Cirie also told Jenna her favorite two people were Jenna and Candice, wait, where am I? I'm suposed to be her ally, but she didn't include me which is not good for me, bitch can go fuck herself, she is prtty much dead to me either way.

So right now I want to get Tom to side with us, which might proove to be hard, you see Tom is a loyal player and I know he has an alliance with Candice and Amanda because they added Jeff as a fourth, Jeff told me and Jenna though so it's all good. The thing is, we need Tom so we can throw the challenge and boot the crap out of Amandice and gain Monica, it's imperative for this to happen. However, I sent a PM to the host asking him if Monica would join us during or after TC, if she joins us during then I am throwing that challenge because she can help us tie it up, sure it's risky but you don't win survivor unless you take risks and I want to win so risks are huge for me. If she doesn't then we ned to secure Tom before I can throw it, I don't even care if Jeff and Jenna don't agree with me, this is important for my personal game. Also, if we secure Monica we can save Debbie for 3/5 TC's before the merge, by booting Amandice and shady fucker Cirie which would be important.

MY ideal merge alliance would be Debbie, Jeff, Monica, Jenna and myself. That's half the merge tribe! But it's also important for my merge tribe to get ridof one of Amandice because together those girls are both dangerous and impossible to separate. The main candidate to take out is Candice, she is shadier and I like Amanda a lot more, so the boot order would be: Candice > Cirie > Amanda > Tom > Monica > Jeff > Jenna. Monica is before Jeff because I promised Jeff to help him get merge so he can get his AS spot at last.

Alright, that's it for now, all this strategizing is making me tired so I'm going to go rest! Wish me luck!!!

[Ashley Trainer]

Episode IV
"I'm being a total slut!"

So, we lost Immunity, yay! I think I’m the only person who can possibly be excited about this lose, and the reason for my excitement is… well, there’s plenty of reasons. The main one being that Monica is coming home, and then because Amanda is going home. My plan to get Cirie and Tom with us worked, I talked to each of them individually and suggested Amanda’s name, I didn’t care if it would put a target on my back because I knew that I had to do this in order to survive, I expect votes if Amandice find out I threw Amanda’s name around, but I don’t care, you have to take risks to win and that’s exactly what I’m doing. Jeff also talked to both of them and said he heard Amanda, then Cirie trying to be the leader she wishes she was discussed it in the chatroom and my bet is she considers herself the mastermind of the plan, the funniest thing though is that she has no idea if she votes out Amanda she is dooming herself to do what me and my alliance want. This is like watching someone commit suicide and to be completely honest I’m loving it, nor her nor Tom know what they are getting themselves into. They are just giving me, Jeff, Jenna and Monica complete power, which is beyond awesome to watch.

Next round I might throw the challenge again to protect Debbie, with my alliance secure and in place it would be easy to pick off Candice, Cirie and Tom, I fully trust my allies so I don’t see any for them turning on me for any reason at all. I just have to make sure things don’t get out of hand this round and Cirie doesn’t discover the plan to oust her in the nearby future, which shouldn’t happen since the only people who know it’s me and the host with his PWers so I am confident this would go as planned. I can’t wait at all to see this happen, it would be the first move of hopefully many that might crown me into the first female winner of this series, that would be such an honor! I’m really excited to see how this one goes.

Please, oh Please PW Gods, wish me luck!

[Ashley Trainer]

Episode V
"TBA"

So, Amanda went home as anticipated which basically means my side is on power on the tribe. Jeff, Jenna, me and Monica are golden, if mege is at ten that gives us the chance to lose another 3 times without having to turn on one another, which is personally great. *turns over shoulder to make sure she is alone before revealing the master plan* I'm actually thinking of throwing the next two challenges to get rid of Candice/Cirie since I don't trust them at all and then try to win the one after and if we lose just vote out Tom, no biggie.

I mean I know I should discuss it with my alliance but I can't get myself to doing it, I know at least Jeff won't be happy with it, he has to been to every TC and bla bla bla bla... snooooooze. But I really don't give a fuck, I need to explain them that if we have Debbie come merge we would be golden no matter what, because that would be five loyal people who can easily reach the Final 5. I see Jeff being the only one with a problem and sadly seeing how he is the easiest to flip since he would clearly feel outnumbered then I might have to abide by his rules a little bit, or just be subtle when throwing the challenge.

"Oops I didn't knew we couldn't post the answers onthe board !"
Blah, I need to discuss this with them tonight and see what we feel would be better for us, I just feel if Sparrow goes to TC Debbie might be in a huge deal of danger, I mean sure she is a great social player but the other tribe clearly picked all the guys no matter how inactive they are *cough*Adam*cough* so they clearlly wantsome type of all dude alliance, hm.... there's a lot riding on the line on the next couple of challenges.

[Ashley Trainer]

Episode VI
"He's going to die soon anyways"

Yay! We lost the challenge, haha. I think I'm the only person who is excited to lose challenges, blah, whatever, that's 'cause throwing challenges is actually good for me, this week I didn't throw it but next week I am and that's 'cause of something I'll explain in a sec.

So um, Swan is going to TC, Candice is meant to go home, not sure if it would happen but it looks that way, I think I might be a target because fucking Jeff decided to go tell Cirie that I had said I was willing to throw a challenge to vote her ass out. Um, wait, what?! Don't get me wrong I did say it but why the fuck would you even say that? Nuh-uh, you did wrong boy, and hell you just lost all the trust in the world, I had Jeff's back, I wanted him to be F3 with me and Jenna now I don't even want him around. He just showed he can't be trusted, sure I acted like it was all cool and I'll forgive him but I am not gonna do it, he fucked me up once and he won't get another shot at it.

He is not the immediate target but bitch has it comming, trust me, once it's down to us he would go home, he is no longer above Debica, he is GAWN. It pisses me off, this round was supposed to be simple just get there vote out Candice and move on and now because of him I could go home, stupid asshole. Do I think I'll go home? No. But I do think I'll get 3 votes. He just better watch out, seriously.

Next round I'll throw the challenge and get Cirie off the island and then deal with what may come. I suspect there might be a three way tie, but I can beat the bitch in a tie-breaker if Jeff decides to turn. Blah, he put a wrench on my plans which is why he won't hear my master plans no mo', he fucked up and he has to pay the price.

I'm starting to come out of the bitch closet, it looks like the nice girl next door is about to go down in flames while Ultra C**T comes out and kicks ass left and right.

[Ashley Trainer]

FINAL WORDS
"Ashley's Final Tantrum"

So, I'm out, out way before my time. Like honestly this is beyond retardness, fucking Jeff, I'm never going to speak to him ever ever again. He used my identity, my friendship to advance himself into the game and I would never ever forgive him for that shit, he is disgusting and I hope he DIAF's.

I am way beyond upset, this is bullshit and I was honestly playing a pretty good game, I had so much more to give still and it was just stupid. I was taken out because I was the "bigger threat" um, how was I threatening? Oh right fucktard Jeff decided that because I'm Alex I am the bigger threat so I should go, fuck him, seriously. I wanted to go to the final 3 wit him and Jenna and then he says he wanted to get far by his own means and not me, realy? oh that's bullshit, he is never gonna get there by his own means because he just made a bonehead move!!!

Blah, whatever, I still have my AS spot but I wanted to show I could make it far without using my typical alliances, guess it doesn't matter since one of those was the one who fucked me over for no real reason.

Honestly Jeff, if you ever read this please don't speak to me again because I think you are a low-class person. Fuck you

[Yasmin "Psychopath" Giles]

Damn it sucks.